Sex, Football and Politics

One of the reasons to get back in shape: IMPROVED SEX LIFE.

Listen, if you are out of shape, especially if you were once a top notch athlete like me, then your sex life will be affected by your lack of condition. There are exceptions, yet this will be the rule for most men.

You need to be in shape to have an excellent sex life.  Repeat: you need to be in shape to have an excellent sex life.

While I have been increasing weight over the years, I was never this out of shape, Man, a walk up the block sends my back into knots, and forget about getting up the steps of the elevated subway line.

This is not good for the fucking part of your life.

Poor circulation will lead to sub-standard erections. I don’t get the same hard, firm erections that I once did due to my physical condition. And when my partner makes the request to be “poked” and I can’t provide that for her, well, that’s going to cause problems..

You know the type of erections I am talking about. Morning wood, or when we were in high school, the ones that we used to get in gym class or trigonometry. The one that sprouted up just before we got called to solve a problem at the blackboard.

Yes, I could go on the regimen of erectile dysfunction drugs and get the old wood back in form. I have used Levitra before and man, it works! It gives you the stiffness I just described. Some guys are on a regimen where they take one a day.

I read an article recently that stated that the majority of the male talent in the adult-film industry is using ED drugs as performance enhancers.  Unlike baseball or football, where you actually need to have talent I guess in the San Fernando Valley, all you need is looks and length.

http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2002/07/05/1025667054825.html

The bad things about those drugs is that they are a crutch, a mask to what’s going on. If you have put on a lot of weight, and you have gotten out –of-shape, then this stuff will work. I know. I’ve tried it. Incredible wood. Fucking incredible. Tremendous headaches, yet fucking incredible pipe to have intercourse.

I would advise my patient to get in shape. I would limit the time on these so called wonder drugs. People tend to be lazy, tend to do the short cuts ED drugs can be short-cuts. You’d like to avoid that.

Especially since short-cuts can’t compete with 17 year old stiff dicks.